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So, who played in the Superbowl? Who won? (yes, i'm serious)  :)

"Carolina" Panthers and the "New England" Patriots - evidently when I was not looking it became fashionable to name sports teams after regions of the country instead of cities like proper sports teams.

Evidently the ending was a cliffhanger - I did not wach, was just called out of my office away from work by my wife to view the JJ thingy. Two minutes and twelve seconds of intense frame by frame PVR analysis, according to the system clock.

I speculated aloud if I should post images and my wife replied "After over two minutes there'll be about a million sites with it already".

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Um, that wasn't a pasty, that was some kind of piercing.

You are right - now that I have seen the detailed pics I recognize it from the sex shops here in NYC. It's basically two pieces - a simply post with two ball ends through the nipple, and behind it a decorative "shield" in the shape of the sunburst with a ring in the center to catch the post and ball ends. The post and ball ends hold the shield against the skin, trapping it. You can wear the post without the shield, but not vice versa.

Nice work on posting those higher res pics, BTW...

Future Shock

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Since I didn't watch the Superbowl I didn't see it live but I did keep abreast (sorry, couldn't resist :P ) of the turn of events in my local paper. A couple of my own observations on this whole thing:

1) Given the styles celebrities wear, why bother considering a breast "exposed" just because the nipple is showing? Just look at all those asinine garments that show more than half of the breast even when worn "correctly". This seems like semantics to me. If so, a guy should be able to show most of his penis in public, provided the head and scrotum are covered, and not be considered guilty of exposing himself.

2) Why have breasts been given a sexual connotation? To be best of my knowledge they're not used directly for reproduction.

3) Why the big fuss anyway? Breasts in general are ugly, just like penises, vaginas, and butts are, especially the latter (hence the term "butt ugly"). Janet's breasts might as well belong to any one of hundreds of celebrities. They're the same huge, stupid, inflated silicon half-cantaloupes that seem to be in vogue among the Hollywood crowd these days, and as such they're even uglier than normal breasts. And I hate all that piercing crap that everyone is doing these days with a passion.

4) The American male's juvenile fascination with breasts is a continuing source of amusement and amazement to me, all the more so when I see pictures of idiots in strip clubs shoving $20 bills into the clothing of some bimbo with 72-inch boobs. It's only a f*cking pair of tits. Get over it already!

5) On sites where people are rated for appearance (yes, I admit going to those once in a blue moon) it seems as long as a female has a big chest they rate in the high 9's or even a 10 regardless of what their face looks like (and some look like train wrecks). Am I not the only one who is flabbergasted by this?

6) Females don't seem equally obsessed with penises or any other single part of the male anatomy. I'll leave it to others to give deeper meaning to this.

Feel free to add to this list since it's all in good fun. :D

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Well lets delve into the deeper meaning of teats.... Men are fascinated by them, because thats what we get to play with, when the girl isnt ready to put out... A consilation prize as it where...

1) yes girls get to show of lots of cleavage...But frankly Iam happy to leave this double standard in place... I dont want some butt-ass-ulgy looser waveing his johnson at the bar, thanks anyway...

2) They've had a sexual conentation from the begining of time. Just like women look at a guy and say 'nice car' meaning that he's succesfull, and thus can look after childern... men look at women and think 'nice headlights (or whatever the term is these days)' meaning that the woman is fertile and could successfully rear a child... Genetic Psycology they call it...

3) Hey, if all else fails, bring a paper bag to bed...

4) I agree, the sexual exploitation of men must stop. But try to round up enough men to stop it - you'll find yourself alone...

5) not really...

6) Sure they are. They just dont have to spend billions of dollars per year looking at pictures of them, any weekend they can go out, have drinks bought for them, and then be taken somewhere private, and they can see/use whatever body bit they like. Face it, men are sluts.

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I think this is more a cultural thing than a genetic one. American males in particular seem fascinated by breasts, and the sizes preferred seem to have gone out of all proportion lately. Janet Jackson's breasts make her look fat-they are the size you might expect on someone who weighs about 300 pounds. I remember hearing an interesting story somewhere which tends to show it probably is more cultural than anything. A proprietor of a brothel in Vietnam during the war remembered that one of her girls was very popular among the American GIs, and made more money than anyone else. By Vietnamese standards she was considered ugly-she was too tall, her breasts were much too large, her features were coarse, yet the Americans couldn't get enough of her.

They've had a sexual conentation from the begining of time. Just like women look at a guy and say 'nice car' meaning that he's succesfull, and thus can look after childern... men look at women and think 'nice headlights (or whatever the term is these days)' meaning that the woman is fertile and could successfully rear a child... Genetic Psycology they call it...

This of course assumes that the only goal a guy has in mind for a mate is to bear him children, and the only value a female has is for someone to support her. This may have been true with Neanderthals, but nowadays I think not. A significant number of people (myself included) don't even want children, and couldn't care less about a potential mate's fertility. Likewise, a significant number of females couldn't care less about a potential mate's earning power-they either have a good job, or already have money, or money just isn't important to them.

Sure they are. They just dont have to spend billions of dollars per year looking at pictures of them, any weekend they can go out, have drinks bought for them, and then be taken somewhere private, and they can see/use whatever body bit they like. Face it, men are sluts.

Yes, but what I'm getting at is are females obsessed with any one particular male body part as much as men (at least American men) are obsessed with breasts? It seems to me different females have different favorite parts (or maybe none in particular), whereas lots of guys seem to prefer breasts above all else (not me-I'm personally tired of seeing the damned things in every movie). For what it's worth, my tastes run so opposite to what you see in Hollywood that it isn't even funny.

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I think this is more a cultural thing than a genetic one.  American males in particular seem fascinated by breasts, and the sizes preferred seem to have gone out of all proportion lately.  Janet Jackson's breasts make her look fat-they are the size you might expect on someone who weighs about 300 pounds.  I remember hearing an interesting story somewhere which tends to show it probably is more cultural than anything.  A proprietor of a brothel in Vietnam during the war remembered that one of her girls was very popular among the American GIs, and made more money than anyone else.  By Vietnamese standards she was considered ugly-she was too tall, her breasts were much too large, her features were coarse, yet the Americans couldn't get enough of her.

They've had a sexual conentation from the begining of time. Just like women look at a guy and say 'nice car' meaning that he's succesfull, and thus can look after childern... men look at women and think 'nice headlights (or whatever the term is these days)' meaning that the woman is fertile and could successfully rear a child... Genetic Psycology they call it...

This of course assumes that the only goal a guy has in mind for a mate is to bear him children, and the only value a female has is for someone to support her. This may have been true with Neanderthals, but nowadays I think not. A significant number of people (myself included) don't even want children, and couldn't care less about a potential mate's fertility. Likewise, a significant number of females couldn't care less about a potential mate's earning power-they either have a good job, or already have money, or money just isn't important to them.

Sure they are. They just dont have to spend billions of dollars per year looking at pictures of them, any weekend they can go out, have drinks bought for them, and then be taken somewhere private, and they can see/use whatever body bit they like. Face it, men are sluts.

Yes, but what I'm getting at is are females obsessed with any one particular male body part as much as men (at least American men) are obsessed with breasts? It seems to me different females have different favorite parts (or maybe none in particular), whereas lots of guys seem to prefer breasts above all else (not me-I'm personally tired of seeing the damned things in every movie). For what it's worth, my tastes run so opposite to what you see in Hollywood that it isn't even funny.

Here I wasn’t even going to bother to read this superbowl thread, football is a boring couch potato spectator sport. Only kind of spectator sports I like are athletic (well except for ice skating…and only when Michelle Kwan is on the ice, most recently almost popping out of one of those delicate feminine $10k Vera Wang dresses, the blue one in the SP of the ‘04 Nationals) participation type…you know, while skiing you checkout the babes on the slopes, falling on their asses in the skin tight pants. Riding on the chair lifts in sunny So. Cal weather in the springtime, oh we like those sunny warm slope side days…can we say bikini tops? Speaking of ice skaters popping out, does Occ&Occ2 remember the ’88 Nakiska Winter Olympics, where a young 18 yr. Old fraulein Katarina Witt, had one of her breasts pop out of the plunge to her belly button cleavage showing outfit? Got Alberto Tomba’s attention, but the Olympic gold medalist Italian playboy had no luck with her. Then of course Katarina went pro after the Olympics moving to the USA and pounding down the Big Mac’s gaining significant tonnage such that she looked like a heffer cow on the ice compared to the thin woman she was at the Olympics. Then she went on a weight loss program, but retaining her more voluptuous figure, appearing in Playboy. Janet Jackson’s thick large muscular thighs and butt, along with her oddball vinyl black outfits, make her look like she’s trying out for a part on WW Knockdown, or the next Gladiator movie…who cares about her flabby breasts, yawn? Oh except boys, like Meredith Vieira’s son and his 12-year-old friends got a big turn-on from that when they recorded it on TiVo.

Jtr cracks me up, geez, guess I’m somewhat scared of the types of women he associates with. Now I remember taking a skiing lesson, and the rotund female instructor, who was the 2nd oldest out there on that day(another instructor came by during the lesson, the oldest female at Mammoth Mtn in her late 50’s) who was ribbing the guys in the class to not check out the thin blond snow bunny in the day glow pink/orange powder suit. Then she mentions to the women about how she drools when she gets to see those racer guys, former Olympians doing the afterlife celebrity racing circuit, in their skin tight lycra racing suits, checking out those tight buns and strong thighs, hehehe. Huh, today’s (or in the case of some 50+ old American women) women in at least some small segment, lust after guys, boeday parts and all. Ever check out some of the Smallville forums, and how the teenage women(and older) get all hot ‘n bothered over Tom Wellings ‘attributes’, big “sock†and all? Hey, jtr did you ever see the somewhat gross perv scene from the movie(what was it Prof. Wiz. Said “Classic American decadence…bad taste�) called Caddyshack? Ummm, I’m talking about how Bill Murray, as the demented golf course groundskeeper, gets all hot ‘n bothered lusting over the ‘round/plump’ 50+ women golfers???

Well now jtr. Must not have Quicktime installed and did not download the copy of the Pam Anderson contest to have her come to your home and ‘wash’ your car? Umm, in that link I provided to the dealmac forum thread, we saw a picture of Pam Anderson without makeup on…and it wasn’t pretty. So Janet Jackson’s breasts are pretty much normal size for her rather thicker body(ever seen her Hawaiian show/tour video, overly muscle bound, heavy looking/thick) and they definitely need support from that red bra holding up her left breast, droopiness apparent. Did anyone do a freeze frame on that shot of JJ? Supposedly she has her nipples pierced…yuck, doesn’t nothing to improve upon a flabby situation. Then if we consider the decidedly top-heavy Pam Anderson, jtr considers her breasts to be that of a woman the size of an elephant??? Talk about Neanderthal!(well Barbie doll Pam Anderson at least has the requisite brain power for that role?). And while we’re on the subject of Neanderthals, there was this program I was watching a number of years ago (see TV does warp your mind) that mentions the assertion that primates, ah that would be the females at least, when they go into heat for mating purposes, their breasts enlarge to attract males. Rest of the year they are deflated. But human females are the only primates whose breasts are perpetually pumped up(at least until they get older). This is theorized to be a survival mechanism, where the female can attract males all year round, selecting the best suited mate. Now how they come up with these theories is beyond me, and I don’t necessarily see as that makes a lot of sense, but supposedly human males are genetically predisposed to get aroused over the female breasts. Not me of course, from the tip of her head to the bottom of her feet, and every inch in between, nothing about Hsu Chi in red lingerie, Red hot Hsu Chi, I don’t like.

But then how do we explain the anomalies amongst the population? Example, most of you have seen the movie called the Fifth Element, starring Bruce Wills? Costarred, model/actress, all around waif Mila Jovovich. Many of you know her from her staring role in the Resident Evil movies Mila Jovovich kickass, killiing machine-Resident Evil

If you ask me this woman is seriously whack. See, I was watching one of those late night TV shows, I think it was Craig Killborn’s the Late Show???(Channel surfing), when I see Ms. Jovovich, and she’s telling Craig about her role in the movie, saying something like: “my character is wearing this really short mini-skirt, and leather boots, and when I got to see myself on the movie screen for the first time in a theatre I was thinking to myself I wanted to say out loud ‘show me your tits!’ â€---funny too, CBS, they did not censor/bleep her 4 letter outburst on this taped show in Los Angeles. Geez, Jovovich is so super skinny, and maybe smaller breasted than the buff, sexy Michelle Kwan. I guess she just likes getting excited(testosterone imbalance?)looking at her own really small breasts…the woman is WHACK! :blink:

Neandethal's...tracing my roots???

Yeah, I think my randy ancestor, seeing and atypically thin/petite/soft Neanderthal babe, had lots of sex with her, and mixed the gene pool. So I’m wondering, if I have my body frozen when I die an early death, to be used for science 30,000 years from now(assuming man has not killed of the entire human population of the earth); what could the scientist understand from the examination of my brain? I should think 30,000 years from now, that science would be so advanced that they could possibly reconstruct primitive mapping of brain cell memories. But without very precise knowledge of 20th century man, they would have no idea what to make of the images they reconstruct from my brain. Seeing that fully 10% of my higher brain functioning contains but an apparent single image of a??? Silver, known in 20th century vernacular as a, “zipper†on the front of apparent black jeans of the hips of a female…Hmmm, no logical explanation for this conundrum??? :D

Geez, jtr, how do you make the assumption that such a majority of males prefer big breasts?(and BTW, anyone with supercaffeinated energy and wealth willing to take on a very high maintenance woman, that FOAF, who runs an escort service in Kobe, Japan; she likes to shop at Prada in Beverly Hills, like many other Japanese tourists, has pale white complexion, skinny little woman looking for an American husband…any takers here, if you’re man enough?) I have no preference towards ‘bolt-ons’, in fact I think long-term, as in sag city. I prefer perfectly shaped B-cup size myself on appropriately matching perfect figure…as in Ms. CCC, along with eyeball popping aqua GUI, and pierced tongue! From head to toe, with that oh so creamy smooth, light brown Korean skin; I have no preference for any ‘part’ at all, what I see, I’ll take every square inch, from head to toe, I’d like to lick her naked body like a postage stamp! Which reminds me, I definitely have to make a hair cut appointment today.

So in honor(any excuse will usually work) of Michelle Kwan’s(though she prefers sushi, probably because she’s American, and doesn’t know about high-end Dim Sum restaurants in our area) 8th Nationals Skating Title, I got Dim Sum from my 3 favorite restaurants, weekend specials on Sunday. But where my own “Michelle Kwan†cuttie hostess works, I did not have time to stop and pickup the order, and had a friend do it for me after I phoned it in. So, she knows me as the one who always orders the weekend special deep-fried fun gow(or if you prefer Mandarin pronunciation, maybe spelled that way if written by someone from Taiwan…’Fun gor’) dumplings. A week later, I go in for another order of Dim Sum for takeout which I phoned in again to save time(usually I just walk in and order at the restaurant, spending time schmoozing with the hostesses) and she says smiling, “you always order the deep-fried fun gow, but I don’t see you anymore these daysâ€. Hmm, did udaman hear this Catholic girl correctly? Did he misinterpret her words? I mean this is the only hostess of many that speaks English like a native(even though she’s apparently quite fluent in her native Chinese), so what did she say???

But then I notice that her necklace with the diamond studded cross is larger than I thought it was last time…udaman, feeling self-conscious? Worse than that I notice she has, on the same necklace chain next to the cross, what appears to be a miniature bell. That does it, while she has both of the top of her earlobes pierced and wears tiny hoop earrings there, that bell just gets to me. I mean, how could I have her riding on top in the heat of passion, and what with the cross to begin with; even if she’s a naughty repressed, wild Catholic girl; if that bell were to ring from ‘sufficient’ agitation…well, that would cause an anti-climatic failure.

That was last week though, when she had her hair pinned up in the back, and wearing usual nicely done makeup. But this last weekend(yeah I know, I’m a Dim Sum addict/whore) I go in for more Dim Sum---missing the Superbowl and far more interesting Lingerie half-time bowl; cause after 2 bottles of wine and $40 of Dim Sum, stuffed; it was time to rack the 2003 Syrah we are making, from neutral French Oak barrel, into one year old Kistler Winery, used French Oak barrel…no time to watch Superbowl.

And darn it, she’s got her hair down this time, and wearing no makeup…dann she’s cute! And even worse than those black, straight lace tennis/basketball low-cut style shoes, she’s wearing a black sweater. Hmm, she usually wears sweaters, but they don’t usually fit her shape as well as this time. Damn, I thought my little(maybe even an inch or 2 shorter than the mini- 5’ 2†Michelle Kwan, and just as lightweight) woman had as thin and petite a body as Michelle Kwan’s. Guess I wasn’t paying enough attention before, or she’s got a push-up, padded bra on this time….yeah baby, looking good. Still, no pierced tongue or aqua GUI like you know who; which would equate to the perfect 6&9 positioning…did I mention that light brown skin everywhere…ah, I think you get the point. B)

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My god I'm gonna cry with this guy! :ph34r:

I'm gonna rip my nerves and eat them... :angry::angry::angry:

I hate hiiiiiiiiim...

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