Oh, come on you eco-freaks, chill out and smoke a J!
Don't worry your little, green heads -- everything's gonna be alright because we're going to L E G I S L A T E our way to a clean environment! Didn't you know? Real change doesn't start at the grassroots level, by eliminating the demand for earth-killing products through proper education and through protests in the streets and all that other hippie stuff! Don't be ridiculous! Everyone knows that change for the better is introduced at the upper echelons and trickles down the pyramid into the masses.
That's right! Our MPs are the champions of our socio-ecology, and they won't rest until every clear-cutting, mineral-ripping, theiving, oil-spilling, radiation-burying, ozone-depleting, mass-producing, pollution-promiting, fossil-fuel-burning, mass-murdering, animal-testing, human-rights-abusing, community-destroying corporation is brought to justice! Let's not get caught up in the fact that your government is really just a puppet on MegaCorp's tentacle -- that's entirely coincidental and has no bearing. The bottom line is that MegaCorp and its 8-car-garage employees really do care about the social, economical and ecological environments of this planet, and are trying their very best, between golf rounds and prostitutes and dinner parties and takeovers and buyouts and hunting excursions and enjoying the finer things in life to schedule "eco" time at the next shareholders' meeting.
So rest assured dear plebian, that you, the people need not make any efforts to change your destructive lifestlyles. We in corporate-controlled governent will legislate those changes for you, sparing you the difficulty of giving up your beloved disposable, consumable conveniences. Sure, that may involve some infringments in your privacy and personal rights, but hey, isn't it worth it for the wonderful, wonderful convenience it will afford you?
Hopefully we'll all soon be brains in jars.