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    The Deck of Weasels

    I wonder what history will say on these people when all the BS has disappeared and the truth be known ?
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    Al Qaeda this time in Morroco...

    I wonder how many of the French and German businesses and Embassies will suffer the same fate ?
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    The Shizzolator

    I like it, now why can't all Americans have a sense of humor like this ?
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    abcNEWS: terror plot by US military

    It just goes to show that not everybody believes in what Uncle Sam has to say? You can fool some of the people all the time and you can fool some of the people some of the time but you can't fool all the people all of the time ? but in America it seems that you can fool most of the people all the time?
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    Cute joke

    A man is sitting on the road next to his car looking all forlorn. A passer by walks up to him and asks him what the problem is The man reply's "I've locked myself out of my car" "Stand back and let me see if I can open it" replies the passer by "How" says the motorist "By rubbing myself up against it" The motorist thought this was strange but may be good for a laugh so he agrees. The passer by rubs himself up against the door and to the motorists amazement the door opens. "Wow, how did you do that" he asks "easy" replied the passer by "I am wearing khaki trousers
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    Cute joke

    A ship was sailing on the ocean with a cargo of purple paint. It collided with another ship that had a cargo of red paint. The crew of both ships are now believed to be marooned.
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    Cute joke

    What's the Cuban national anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had an A.D.D. baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong". What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring. (Kind of reminds me of the hangar list at the airport) Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because they're not going to work in the future, either. What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp. Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale? A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairy tale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t..." Times have changed. Years ago.....When 100 white men chased 1 black man, they called it the Ku Klux Klan. Today they call it the PGA TOUR!
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    A Proud Father

    you might say that for Russia also ?
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    The United States of America

    That's not fair to accuse America for a problem they do not have to address each year ?
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    Cute joke

    "Politics Explained" A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense," So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep stinker."
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    Cute joke

    "Pollock" It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper: "Ames" "Here!" "Jenson" "Here!" "Jones" "Here!" "Magersky" "Here!" "Se eback" No answer. "Seeback!" No answer was heard again. "SEEBACK!!!" The troops remained totally silent. At that point, someone whispered into the first sergeant's ear. He looked again at what the last name really said, quickly turned over the list and continued calling the names printed on the other side.
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    Cute joke

    Position Needed: MOM JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term team players needed for challenging permanent work in a chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in faraway cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. RESPONSIBILITIES: For the rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated at least temporarily, until someone needs $5 to go skating. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be dispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility. POSSIBILITY FOR PROMOTION: Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you. PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: None required, unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis. WAGES AND COMPENSATION: You pay them, offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more. BENEFITS: While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered, the job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right.
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    A Proud Father

    One day fubar you'll learn the difference between a statement and a question. supercaffeinated: I still see that you are trying to be intelligent but still making a spectacle of yourself by not purchasing your new glasses when are you going to learn ? Fubar, I don't know what you're talking about. I had Lasik surgery 5 years ago. supercaffeinated You say that you had Lasik =( Lasic ) surgery 5 years ago but it seems you you haven't been able to See any lasting changes so I suggest that you consider purchasing something that you will See Through such as glasses ? Through my glasses, I can see the quotes within quotes getting smaller and smaller (and the 2008 Olympics are still a long way off.) I wonder how small they'll be by that time? tealeaf it seems you are the only one that has realized the significance of time ?
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    The United States of America

    ricksimm: You will be surprised what you can accomplish in any one day especially when you are having fun ?
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    The United States of America

    tracker: are you suggesting these subjects are untrue and not not worthy of a discussion ?